Don't Forget D Also Stands for Dumb Stuff

Here are some vitally important list-worthy items for you to read today:

1. I want a doughnut. I do love them so.
2. I need to work on fitting into my pants a little better.
3. What to do?
4. That, my friends, is the stuff that keeps me up at night.
5. I learned how to do tables in html - see my new linkbar and social media buttons?
6. After much thought, I have decided to open this blog to sponsors -- you'll see a link for advertising in the new linkbar. If you're interested, I'd love to chat with you!
7. Today I finish prepping the sofa table for paint.
8. Always shut your kitchen cabinets lest ye walk into one and end up with a giant bump on your forehead. Consider this a PSA.
9. Do you still love me even though I sometimes post completely random things like this? There is a correct answer to that question, so please consider carefully.
10. My dog looks incredibly guilty. Whatever do you think she did?

Let's ponder that.